The Ask Cy Thread

zitothebrave said:
Why is it frowned upon to use your window lock when you bust ass in your own car?
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No one is actually frowning upon the act itself. The look on their face is actually the depths of their souls in-taking the depths of yours. It can be a very spiritual experience, although some people don't know what they're experiencing when it happens. Thus, you get the default angry/confused reaction.
 
Here is a question I always wanted to ask God if I ever see him at the pearly gates.

How close has a deadly shark come to me in all my years of swimming in the ocean?
 
weso1 said:
Here is a question I always wanted to ask God if I ever see him at the pearly gates.

How close has a deadly shark come to me in all my years of swimming in the ocean?
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Sharks don't exist. They're a ploy by the government to keep people from defecting from the United States.
 
Can you translate this?

" Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! "
 
CyYoung31 said:
Sharks don't exist. They're a ploy by the government to keep people from defecting from the United States.
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weso1 said:
If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?
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Going purely by your avatar, picturing you jog down the street, with the poops non-the-less, scares me a little. :icon_biggrin:
 
Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
 
Statistically speaking, who is making a bigger impact to this board ( for better or for worse)

Using UBR (ultimate board rating), Julio with his unheard of UBR or AA with his negative UBR?
 
BremanFan88 said:
Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
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I once had a dream that I had Kate Upton in my bed. It seemed so real. When I woke up I was all wet down there, and buck naked. So, the only conclusion that can be made is that it actually happened.

The moral of this story? I slept with Kate Upton and you didn't.
 
BravesFanInSAV said:
Statistically speaking, who is making a bigger impact to this board ( for better or for worse)

Using UBR (ultimate board rating), Julio with his unheard of UBR or AA with his negative UBR?
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I'll have to say Julio, although AA is making it close. I think it's clear that AA's true mission is to sabotage this board so no one wants to come here anymore. Clearly, a ploy by Patio.

But as long as we got Julio, I'd say we're safe.
 
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