BJ Upton Swallowed Up My Lovely Family and Pooped Out a Bunch of Demon-Baby Eichmanns

If it turns out that all BJ needed was a five-minute lesson from Chipper, I won't know whether to laugh or cry.
 
I think we all know that Chipper should be hitting coach. We're all just waiting to see how it happens.
 
BJ is completely worthless in all aspects of baseball. I haven't had this much disdain for a player in a very long time.
 
Not sure if Chipper is the man. I mean he's a great hitter but they don't translate into great coaches. His dad used to be his hitting coach too.
 
I actually thought The Curious Case of B.J. Upton would've been a good title... it's almost phonetically the same as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
 
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