BJ Upton Swallowed Up My Lovely Family and Pooped Out a Bunch of Demon-Baby Eichmanns

[jpx7]

Have at it, y'all.

 

[CyYoung31]

This sounds more like a Justin Upton hate thread.

 

[Hawk]

Accurately tagged.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

Curtis Granderson felt bad for him.

 

[Julio3000]

This sounds more like a Justin Upton hate thread.

That is some mighty fine work, right there.

 

[MadduxFanII]

If it turns out that all BJ needed was a five-minute lesson from Chipper, I won't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Julio3000]

If it turns out that all BJ needed was a five-minute lesson from Chipper, I won't know whether to laugh or cry.

If that's the case, the only thing I could say for sure was that Greg Walker got monumentally sonned.

 

[weso1]

I think we all know that Chipper should be hitting coach. We're all just waiting to see how it happens.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

I think we all know that Chipper should be hitting coach. We're all just waiting to see how it happens.

He will get a job with the team when he wants it. Right now I think he likes having free time.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

BJ is completely worthless in all aspects of baseball. I haven't had this much disdain for a player in a very long time.

 

[The Tariff King]

Not sure if Chipper is the man. I mean he's a great hitter but they don't translate into great coaches. His dad used to be his hitting coach too.

 

[The Tariff King]

I actually thought The Curious Case of B.J. Upton would've been a good title... it's almost phonetically the same as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button