GDT #9, 4/10/'14: Braves (Hale) vs. Mets (Mejia) BJ batting 2nd. Doumit Catching

Lily Adams is very hot!

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Milana Vanytrub is her name.

Look at those titties!
 
What kind of rioders did you play with in little leage?

I kid you not. We had to play a team from Harrisburg, Il in the playoffs. Dudes came off a bus, not normal cars or trucks back what 1978 or so. They look like they came from juvenile detention center, some had actual facial hair.

I threw my supposed heater, he hit it over the flood wall (300 ft away), into the trees into the Ohio River canal, foul ball. This was the leadoff hitter. I was like, no one has done that on me all year, is these guys in high school?

So I went to my hook and he took my 3rd basemen's glove off. Then I proceeded to lose six baseballs, all of them over 300 feet, clearing the 270 ft fence and the 300 foot flood wall. No way you can retrieve balls that moccasins and copperheads would bite your ass if you went looking for them. We lost 20 - 6 in 5 innings, I gave up 12 runs on 6 homers. I did hit one myself because I was mad because I lead off and the pitcher purposely hit me.

What was sad, those mfers remembered me when we played them in high school as they are in our regional. They lit my ass up again. Two homers in relief and the coach asked why they were laughing. I told them I met them in the playoffs and the two that hit homers, hit two apiece against me then. When we shook hands after the game they asked, where you the pitcher from that small town that had the flood wall and the river creek behind it? I said yes and they said, man you throw some nice meatballs and then smack me on the back.

I swear the dude looked like he did some time in the pen. I think one of them were drafted by the Cardinals or Reds, can't remember.
 
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