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The Haitian Sensation

You’re talking to a guy who spent actual moments of his precious time on earth ‘shopping Admiral Ackbar’s head onto Erick Aybar’s body.

Jocthust?

Joc n’ Roll? Can you smell what the Joc is cookin?

Joc Jams? Joc, Loc, and Barrel? Get off my Joc? Joc Exchange?

Against the wall blindfolded.

Good stuff.

Can’t blame them, honestly.

I’m gonna take the silver lining approach and assume this keeps us from committing any significant resources to a team whose ceiling was a first-round exit before losing RAJ. It’s been real, it’s been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun. Get ‘em next year. Also, **** Liberty.

Dansby bout to do it. (it=strike out 100 times before the ASB)

Ron Solo

We were fortunate with the short season. I don’t think there’s any way we could have sustained last year’s success over 162.

Expecting to get ethered by another 6.00 ERA guy.

Good thing we had another marginal reliever available.

Left the team for a few days to handle a “personal matter,” per Bowman.

Not a crazy idea.

I’ve learned not to let that stop me.

He just tees this up and nobody hits it? For shame.

Smylyn’ out

Detwilin’ out