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Yeah, particularly after yesterday.

Stud baseball player or owns a service station in rural Alabama.

The radio crew was talking Hoberg up as a great balls-and-strikes ump, and that’s the best rating I’ve seen all year. Figures that the one bad miss was to Acuña.

Oh.

Luke’s gonna close this one, right?

I want to say you’re better than that, but…you’re not. Your mom, though…

I am both impressed with and surprised by the quality of Almonte, ditto the mom jokes.

The Narrator: The BB rate didn’t fall.

Dansby is about due for one of those 3-4 game stretches that convince, er, REMIND us that he’s good.

I’m enough of a fan of the way the team has been scrapping the last several games that it’s barely sunken in that Abraham Almonte is our cleanup hitter.

Newcomb needs to go live on a farm upstate.

Miller and Duane Kuiper were the broadcast team there for years. They were really good.

Baseball is amazing. We traded Adam Wainwright for JD Drew and that mf’er sonned us like that, 17 years later. I’m just in awe. I guess Father’s Day is as good a time as any.

“Death Pitch” is pretty metal, but still comes up a bit short for me. This dude has a classic baseball name already, it literally rhymes with “slider,” and “Death Pitch” is the best they can do? It sounds like a Google Translate of a writeup of a Nippon Professional Baseball game.

I wish they’d saved the HBP for when the bases were loaded.

Hope RAJ doesn’t hurt himself swinging here.

I think Ozzie is almost universally underrated.

I like this team right now.

Literally grandfathered in.

Got em