Around The Majors 2019

[Mrs. Meta]

Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

 

[CyYoung31]

Mike Trout is too good.

 

[thewupk]

Mike Trout is too good.

His WRC+ the last 3 years are 170, 181, and 191. Does he get up 200 this year? I never though I'd see a player better than Bonds but Trout is it.

 

[tululush]

His WRC+ the last 3 years are 170, 181, and 191. Does he get up 200 this year? I never though I'd see a player better than Bonds but Trout is it.

Just hit his second hr of the night. Just incredible how talented he is.

 

[msstate7]

Mike Trout is too good.

he hAs had a niCe rUN but there's A new alpha in mlb

 

[AerchAngel]

If A-bomb get within 25 of those numbers and consistently, he will be the Rainbow Fish of the National League.
Incredible numbers, my goodness of Mike Rainbow Fish.

 

[UNCBlue012]

I'm kind of surprised the Red Sox haven't just signed Kimbrel with how horrible their entire pitching staff has been.

 

[50PoundHead]

Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

Sounds like its time for misbehaving umpires to give a Mea Kulpa.

 

[drewdat]

Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

AH-AH-AH-AH
SHU-BI-DU-BOP-BA-DOW

 

[percival]

Anybody think AA may just be crafty enough to have deals with Kimbrel and/or Keuchel which won't be signed until post-draft???

 

[CyYoung31]

Anybody think AA may just be crafty enough to have deals with Kimbrel and/or Keuchel which won't be signed until post-draft???

Pretty sure that isn’t legal. Also not sure why either of them would do that.

 

[bravesfanMatt]

That Willians guy on the twins is raking. I remember him in the Braves org. Didn’t have a great year but he has incredible stats. Rarely walks or strikes out. Never much of a power hitter either until this year. I saw him play like 3 times and he is short and square. Always pulled for him and was a bit upset we cut him.

 

[UNCBlue012]

Good to see Donaldson given a night off: Ender CF, Albies 2B, Freeman 1B, Young King LF, Markakis RF, 3B Camargo, McCann C, Swanson SS

 

[msstate7]

Good to see Donaldson given a night off: Ender CF, Albies 2B, Freeman 1B, Young King LF, Markakis RF, 3B Camargo, McCann C, Swanson SS

Hopefully Swanson tomorrow and markakis Monday

 

[CyYoung31]

Now Trout with a grand slam.

 

[SJ24]

Now Trout with a grand slam.

He could have his best season ever. Scary.

 

[WaitingFor2017]

What a start for Matt Kemp in Cincinnati! He is 1 for 20 (a single) with 0 BB and 10 K.

 

[CyYoung31]

Jason Heyward hit two HRs tonight. He has 3 on the season.

 

[cajunrevenge]

Well I guess he is going to wear a Cubs hat into the hall of fame............... Heywood is a loser. Good riddance. Hope he enjoys Chicago.

 

[CyYoung31]

Well I guess he is going to wear a Cubs hat into the hall of fame............... Heywood is a loser. Good riddance. Hope he enjoys Chicago.

You’re a loser.