Around The Majors 2019

Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
 
If A-bomb get within 25 of those numbers and consistently, he will be the Rainbow Fish of the National League.
Incredible numbers, my goodness of Mike Rainbow Fish.
 
I'm kind of surprised the Red Sox haven't just signed Kimbrel with how horrible their entire pitching staff has been.
 
Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

Sounds like its time for misbehaving umpires to give a Mea Kulpa.
 
Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

AH-AH-AH-AH
SHU-BI-DU-BOP-BA-DOW
 
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Anybody think AA may just be crafty enough to have deals with Kimbrel and/or Keuchel which won't be signed until post-draft???
 
That Willians guy on the twins is raking. I remember him in the Braves org. Didn’t have a great year but he has incredible stats. Rarely walks or strikes out. Never much of a power hitter either until this year. I saw him play like 3 times and he is short and square. Always pulled for him and was a bit upset we cut him.
 
Good to see Donaldson given a night off: Ender CF, Albies 2B, Freeman 1B, Young King LF, Markakis RF, 3B Camargo, McCann C, Swanson SS
 
Well I guess he is going to wear a Cubs hat into the hall of fame............... Heywood is a loser. Good riddance. Hope he enjoys Chicago.
 
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