GDT 5/9/21: Philthies vs Braves - Acuña in the lineup

I got in my clunker truck and some fcker covered up one of my anti Biden stickers with a fcking pssy coexist sticker. Now I have to dig into the stash of rubbing alcohol I was planning to drink later to get that bullsht pssy sticker off my sweet truck. Fck!!!!
 
Redneck rant mode off.

Statcast broadcast explaining why batting Acuna first isn’t ideal showing how often he bats with the bases empty. Eduardo just can’t keep up, but at least they are trying.

Redneck rant mode back on.
 
Redneck rant mode off.

Statcast broadcast explaining why batting Acuna first isn’t ideal showing how often he bats with the bases empty. Eduardo just can’t keep up, but at least they are trying.

Redneck rant mode back on.

Finally just checking in tonight. You’ve been a roll...I didn’t think your mom was ever going to leave tonight...Fck man...Did you know she could take her teeth out? Love Mother’s Day.
 
Now Acuna can’t even hit the fcking ball. Wasting perfectly good bats by breaking them like a fck face fcker. Total waste of money paying him the next decade. What a fcker.
 
Finally just checking in tonight. You’ve been a roll...I didn’t think your mom was ever going to leave tonight...Fck man...Did you know she could take her teeth out? Love Mother’s Day.

There’s the stupid fck!

You can’t even get it up around women, so stop with the sensationalization of your sexual prowess.

Back to fcking your fck pillow you fcking pssy.

Fckkkkkkk!
 
Grab a six-shooter for me.

On another matter, what the h*ll has happened to Scott Kingery?

his good stretch a couple seasons ago was driven by a lot of luck IIRC.
he was a good prospect but got called up too soon and yeah legit may have never been that good. or he could find it still.
 
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