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I love how everybody is asking me what my reaction to the Manny thing is. Like I should be shocked or something. My answer is always the same. I ****ing love it. It’s hilarious, but I’m not the least bit surprised. I mean obviously he used steroids. Everybody who put up huge mind blowing numbers during this era used steroids. Manny, Arod, Pujols, Papi, everybody. Yeah I said Papi. Obviously he used too. The guy’s freaking trainer was like a steroid kingpin. And people can spare me the whole it’s dangerous to assume guys used steroids who haven’t been proven guilty yet. No it’s not. Everybody ****ing used with the exception of maybe Nomar who has too much respect for the game. But that’s neither here nor there. I don’t even care about baseball guys getting busted anymore. My question is why does the NBA and specifically Lebron James get a free pass? This makes no sense to me. I mean the guy is ****ing huge. I’m talking abnormally gigantic. And the one thing this entire steroid fiasco has taught us is that if a guy is a million times better than everybody else and looks totally different then he’s probably cheating. Lebron fits that bill to a tee. It would be one thing if he slowly developed over the years but ever since I’ve seen him he’s been gigantic. Go back and watch the McDonalds All American games from the past 20 years. There is nobody who ever looked like Lebron did in High School. So I’m sure just like with Arod he was juicing since middle school. Because you don’t get a man’s body at 15 unless you’re cheating. But Lebron is good for ratings and good for the NBA so David Stern turns a blind eye to just like what MLB did during the HR chase. Listen, I don’t blame them, but mark my words. Lebron James uses steroids. It’s just common sense.
Now seeing these new pictures I’ve never been more certain I was right before in my life. I mean this is like a Barry Bonds type transformation in reverse. And it just so happens to coincide with a report that Biogenisis is gonna leak more names of steroid users? How convenient. And let’s cut the **** with he just cut out carbs. That’s it? That’s how he went from huge to rail skinny? Ok bro. Whatever you say. Why is Big Cat still 4 bills then? You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don’t fool me. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man ha-ha.
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