REAL FOOTBALL Thread

[nocalgirl10]

You should have quoted my first post on the subject, it was way better. You might have missed it though since you were probably too busy "Kaepernicking".

Oh I saw your first post and decided not to take the bait. Too easy to get riled up over when you're just trying to be a smartass. Nice try though

I didn't even know Kaepernicking was a real thing. Leave it to bandwagon Niners fans to recycle a Tebow move and make it even more lame.

 

[ESP47]

Oh I saw your first post and decided not to take the bait. Too easy to get riled up over when you're just trying to be a smartass. Nice try though

I didn't even know Kaepernicking was a real thing. Leave it to bandwagon Niners fans to recycle a Tebow move and make it even more lame.

Haha that wasn't bait. Those were just cold hard facts. You can read them in this years almanac if you need a refresher.

Touche on the Kaepernicking thing but remember your QB has his own retarded move as well

 

[nocalgirl10]

I didn't know that almanacs were still being made. Should I go dust off my grandpa's old encyclopedias? There's also this little thing called the internet that's great for looking up cold hard facts. A refresher isn't needed.....I have a pretty good memory

The discount double check is just a subtle reminder to everyone that he's got a ring. Maybe if Kaep ever wins a Super Bowl, Aaron will let him do the move too.

 

[thethe]

I didn't know that almanacs were still being made. Should I go dust off my grandpa's old encyclopedias? There's also this little thing called the internet that's great for looking up cold hard facts. A refresher isn't needed.....I have a pretty good memory

The discount double check is just a subtle reminder to everyone that he's got a ring. Maybe if Kaep ever wins a Super Bowl, Aaron will let him do the move too.

Will Rodgers ever beat the 49ers again?

 

[nocalgirl10]

Of course he will...just as soon as we figure out how to stop Kaep from running all over us lol

 

[thethe]

Of course he will...just as soon as we figure out how to stop Kaep from running all over us lol

Rodgers is not as effective against our defense. He will always produce because he is the GOAT but he has trouble against the niners.

 

[ESP47]

I didn't know that almanacs were still being made. Should I go dust off my grandpa's old encyclopedias? There's also this little thing called the internet that's great for looking up cold hard facts. A refresher isn't needed.....I have a pretty good memory

The discount double check is just a subtle reminder to everyone that he's got a ring. Maybe if Kaep ever wins a Super Bowl, Aaron will let him do the move too.

Check out this cold hard fact. Colin Kaepernick beat the Packers this year while only running for 22 yards and throwing for 412. 412! Besides don't knock almanacs...I bet you Ron Swanson reads an almanac now and then.

The discount daable check is a wrestling move Rodgers stole that basically says I'm coming after your belt. So every time Rodgers does it, he's saying hey Colin, maybe one day I'll be able to beat you. But until then I'm going to keep doing this move to show you that some day when the planets align and the football gods hail upon thee...maybe then and only then will I be able to even think about winning a regular season game against you, let alone an important playoff game. Until then I'll just have to watch you kiss your perfectly tatted and chiseled biceps until you retire. Maybe at that point I can get that belt back around my waist depending on whether or not the Niners have another GOAT QB by then.

 

[nocalgirl10]

Ron Swanson doesn't need almanacs. He knows everything about anything that's actually worth knowing.

I don't even have a response to all of that nonsense. We are all dumber for having read it. May god have mercy on your soul.

 

[ESP47]

Ron Swanson doesn't need almanacs. He knows everything about anything that's actually worth knowing.

I don't even have a response to all of that nonsense. We are all dumber for having read it. May god have mercy on your soul.

I'll take your non response as an admission of defeat.

ESP47 & thethe - 1

nocalgirl10 - 0

I found a pretty cool Mortal Kombat fatality picture with Kaepernick Kaepernicking while Rodgers is flying through the air in a bloody mess...but it's way too big to put on here. So you can either google it or wait for this years almanac to come out and find it in there.

 

[nocalgirl10]

It's cute how you and thethe team up together to try and take down the SF naysayers. After you both finish liking each others posts you probably high five the screen. Very sweet. Clearly I'm out of my league here and just need to get back in the kitchen so I'll find my way out of this thread.....and go look up that mortal kombat picture

Good day sir!

 

[zitothebrave]

I can appreciate a good double team but this is just sad.

 

[GMAJAH25]

Kaepernick could beat Rodgers a million more times....postseason, regular season...

Good for him. When Kaepernick can step the **** up in a game that wins you a superbowl trophy then all those wins against Rodgers would actually mean something.

Just so ya know

 

[GMAJAH25]

Also nice to see Rodgers still playing like an MVP with trash weapons around him...but Kaepernick is continually backed by excuses.

Allllso going 13 of 21 with 0 Tds and 199 yards totals a 99 QBR

dont forget

Going 10 of 16 for 164 yards and a TD is a 99.8

His season compared to Alex Smith's is almost identical.

Top 3 QBs

Rodgers
Smith
Kaep

Yeah?

 

[thethe]

QBR accounts for TOTAL performance as a QB. You can't take away the impact that he has on the ground. Plus aggreagte stats don't matter if the 49ers have won the game by the half.

Are Rodgers weapons really trash? He still has Jordy and he has two really good running backs. Plus he is the damn GOAT. Of course he should be better than Kaep throwing the football.

 

[GMAJAH25]

Uh

Lets think about the comparison at the offensive line.

Starks played his first game in month on Sunday. Ive heard a billion times how amazing Hunter and Gore are...

Can you name a receiver other than Jordy who has played the last two weeks?

 

[GMAJAH25]

Kaepernick lacked weapons so he was allowed to play like ****.

Rodgers support is even worse yet he is still dominating.

 

[Heyward]

Yeah, Rodgers really has nothing around him at the skill-spot now.

Jordy, Boykin, some unheard of WR's, same goes at TE with Finley probably done for the year.

Not a great OL but good.

Lacy/Starks is ok but hardly elite.

Comparing Kap to Rodgers is disrespect to ARod.

This is what im talking about when QB's make their weapons, SF will have to do the same once they eventually have to nut up and pay Kap elite dollars.

Or they lose some good pieces elsewhere on the team whatever that might be.

 

[ESP47]

Kaepernick could beat Rodgers a million more times....postseason, regular season...

Good for him. When Kaepernick can step the **** up in a game that wins you a superbowl trophy then all those wins against Rodgers would actually mean something.

Just so ya know

Don't make me break out the QBR stats.

How many Superbowls did Rodgers make in his 2nd season?

Right thethe?

 

[Tapate50]

Is there a more underrated WR in the NFL than Jordy Nelson? I would be hard pressed to name another.

 

[thethe]

Is it any wonder that Kaep all of sudden became a better passer when Davis was healthy? Boldin basially got doubled on every single damn play (He said so himself) and there was nobody else tha twas a capable receiver. Also, there have been reports now of NFL scouts saying that Kaep was hurt and he couldn't plant prior to throwing the football causing his inaccuracy.

But again, I'm not sure why we are comparing Rodgers to Kaep. Rodgers will and should go down as the greatest QB of all time. Nobody in the history of football (possibly aside from Elway) has had his combination of intelligence/arm strength/accuracy/athleticism/anticipation that Rodgers has. Its freakish how good he is at the QB position.