Potential 2016 Offseason Targets

zbhargrove said:
Man... I hope you use that on your corn hole bros, because that one really hurt.
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Tell me how many of these are untrue about you:

Overweight and/or can't bench press body weight

No college degree

Rent a home worth less than $200k

Earn less than $40k per year

Excels at nothing
 
Enscheff said:
Tell me how many of these are untrue about you:

Overweight and/or can't bench press body weight
No college degree
Rent a home worth less than $200k
Earn less than $40k per year
Excels at nothing
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Let's see... not that I should even need to reply to this, but its a fun game to play:

-I weigh 165 at 6 feet... so no, not overweight. As bench pressing goes... you may be right... I don't really care to have huge muscles, never been my thing. I'm a cardio guy and my smokin' hot wife seems to be just fine with that.

-I have a Master's degree in Atmospheric Science with double bachelor of science degrees in Meteorology and Math, so sorry about that one.

-I own a $236k home, which is a perfect size for my family. Don't really care to have a bigger/nicer home... material things aren't that important to me or my family.

-I earn $79k per year working with the federal government, keeping your a$$ safe

-I'm a recognized storm chaser who's been interviewed on numerous national TV outlets, have had multiple peer reviewed published articles, I'm a moderately successful nature photographer as a side business, and have a gorgeous wife with 2 beautiful kids... maybe that's not excelling at anything to you, but I'm pretty happy with it so I could care less.

I guess I'd have to say those are all untrue by quite a lot, but keep having fun wrestling your hot sweaty dudes!
 
zbhargrove said:
Let's see... not that I should even need to reply to this, but its a fun game to play:

-I weigh 165 at 6 feet... so no, not overweight. As bench pressing goes... you may be right... I don't really care to have huge muscles, never been my thing. I'm a cardio guy and my smokin' hot wife seems to be just fine with that.

-I have a Master's degree in Atmospheric Science with double bachelor of science degrees in Meteorology and Math, so sorry about that one.

-I own a $236k home, which is a perfect size for my family. Don't really care to have a bigger/nicer home... material things aren't that important to me or my family.

-I earn $79k per year working with the federal government, keeping your a$$ safe

-I'm a recognized storm chaser who's been interviewed on numerous national TV outlets, have had multiple peer reviewed published articles, I'm a moderately successful nature photographer as a side business, and have a gorgeous wife with 2 beautiful kids... maybe that's not excelling at anything to you, but I'm pretty happy with it so I could care less.

I guess I'd have to say those are all untrue by quite a lot, but keep having fun wrestling your hot sweaty dudes!
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But how much cornhole do you play?
 
zbhargrove said:
Let's see... not that I should even need to reply to this, but its a fun game to play:

-I weigh 165 at 6 feet... so no, not overweight. As bench pressing goes... you may be right... I don't really care to have huge muscles, never been my thing. I'm a cardio guy and my smokin' hot wife seems to be just fine with that.

-I have a Master's degree in Atmospheric Science with double bachelor of science degrees in Meteorology and Math, so sorry about that one.

-I own a $236k home, which is a perfect size for my family. Don't really care to have a bigger/nicer home... material things aren't that important to me or my family.

-I earn $79k per year working with the federal government, keeping your a$$ safe

-I'm a recognized storm chaser who's been interviewed on numerous national TV outlets, have had multiple peer reviewed published articles, I'm a moderately successful nature photographer as a side business, and have a gorgeous wife with 2 beautiful kids... maybe that's not excelling at anything to you, but I'm pretty happy with it so I could care less.

I guess I'd have to say those are all untrue by quite a lot, but keep having fun wrestling your hot sweaty dudes!
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Your internet persona is quite impressive. Makes me wonder though...has anyone claimed to have a dog ugly wife?
 
zbhargrove said:
I'm not the one using the Internet to try and convince a bunch of dudes I've got a huge dick.
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Except it seems like you kinda just did. And I have never said anything about my dick. Maybe your smoking hot wife will learn some day though. Buuurn!

And you know who mocks guys for learning how to fight? Skinny little weakling nothing guys that can't fight. Hopefully your wife will be around to scratch the other guy or hit him with her purse if you ever get into trouble.
 
Iirc weiters got tagged last year so will not get tagged this yr. so I think we get him

I don't see Ramos bc that will def cost a pick.

I'm not sure who the vet starters are that coppy keeps talking about
 
zbhargrove said:
Let's see... not that I should even need to reply to this, but its a fun game to play:

-I weigh 165 at 6 feet... so no, not overweight. As bench pressing goes... you may be right... I don't really care to have huge muscles, never been my thing. I'm a cardio guy and my smokin' hot wife seems to be just fine with that.

-I have a Master's degree in Atmospheric Science with double bachelor of science degrees in Meteorology and Math, so sorry about that one.

-I own a $236k home, which is a perfect size for my family. Don't really care to have a bigger/nicer home... material things aren't that important to me or my family.

-I earn $79k per year working with the federal government, keeping your a$$ safe

-I'm a recognized storm chaser who's been interviewed on numerous national TV outlets, have had multiple peer reviewed published articles, I'm a moderately successful nature photographer as a side business, and have a gorgeous wife with 2 beautiful kids... maybe that's not excelling at anything to you, but I'm pretty happy with it so I could care less.

I guess I'd have to say those are all untrue by quite a lot, but keep having fun wrestling your hot sweaty dudes!
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In my best "genius" font...

"Hmmmph...next thing you know, you're going to tell us that there's something to this climate change horse*hit - what a moron."
 
Enscheff said:
He sure does make a lot of posts while chasing storms. Must be awesome 4G all over the South!
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Apparently you have no idea where I am or when storm chase season is. It's not my job it's a hobby. Again I work for the federal government so I chase on the side. And 4G is all over big guy even in plenty of places in remote Montana.
 
zbhargrove said:
Apparently you have no idea where I am or when storm chase season is. It's not my job it's a hobby. Again I work for the federal government so I chase on the side. And 4G is all over big guy even in plenty of places in remote Montana.
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If you aren't busy chasing storms you should really eat more. It gets cold in Montana and you could probably use the extra body mass to keep warm.

And thanks for keeping me safe. I'll sleep well tonight knowing a bean pole has my back! America!!
 
Enscheff said:
If you aren't busy chasing storms you should really eat more. It gets cold in Montana and you could probably use the extra body mass to keep warm.

And thanks for keeping me safe. I'll sleep well tonight knowing a bean pole has my back! America!!
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Swing and a miss again about where I live, but I'm not surprised your reading and geography skills are non existent. First I was over weight and now I'm a bean pole... Lmao. Sorry I'm not the fat a$$ you are. I like to be able to see my toes.
 
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