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I officially endorse whatsisname for Rookie of the Year. I have a World Series ring, for chrissake. AM I NOT MAGNANIMOUS?

Some guys can lose and still be winners. Others can win and still be losers.

Who?

Ask the White Sox how giving that kid my job worked out for them.

**** the Kansas City Royals.

Sure, chief. Be sure to post about that when it happens of the Twelfth of ****ing Never.

Yeah, whatever.

I know, right?

Bitch, please.

Hi, Chop Country nerds—um, friends. AJ here, figured I should pop by and shed some light on things for my online fans. First and foremost, AJ does not blog. If you guys hadn't noticed, balance has been restored to the universe and AJ is once again a starting catcher on a major league team. I...

****, man, they pay me to hit. Pay me as much as that bald bitch makes and then maybe I would be big brother or psychologist or whatever these guys need.

Full disclosure, y'all. Freddie tried to hug me and I threw him into an arm bar and might have ****ed up his wrist a little bit.

Sounds like this team needs to bring a veteran presence to help with the maturity and development of a young pitching staff.

I did. In fact, that is exactly what my lawyer said to his lawyer. **** him if he can't take a joke.

Can't we all just get along?

There's still time to vote AJ for All-Star.

Lavarnwho?

Yeah, that's that old bull****.

I'm just going to say this once for the record, and have nothing else to say on the ****ing matter, but that was a bitch move.