2025-2026 offseason thread

[WaitingFor2017]

23 days until pitchers and catchers report. Today would be a great day for AA to add another bat. Ivy League optional.

Can Mark DeRosa still play SS?

 

[bravesnumberone]

Can Mark DeRosa still play SS?

What about Andrelton?

 

[WaitingFor2017]

Another bat please. Right now, the bottom 4 of the lineup is Albies post injury, Yaz/White platoon, Harris and Dubon. Woof. Also means the bench has little depth again for half the season.

 

[sturg33]

My patent bonuses are plenty valuable to me. Just got one for training a predictive model on player session data…you know, things actual valuable members of a team produce.

Still waiting on a link to a job rec you control floppy tits.

Dude let me be clear... I dont hire ICs anymore. I did 6 years ago when you had your original meltdown with me... but I've since gotten to a point where I have teams who hire teams who hire ICs. I suppose I could intervene and say "guys, we're not hiring the prick who codes online poker games" but otherwise I dont involve myself in such low level decision making anymore

Do you still a desire a shirtless Pic of me? Your wife cool with begging men on the internet for pics?

 

[UNCBlue012]

Watching a dick measuring contest on an Atlanta Braves message board is cinema.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Watching a dick measuring contest on an Atlanta Braves message board is cinema.

Now we just need an Ole Miss fan to debate beer water with Ms State.

 

[Enscheff]

Dude let me be clear... I dont hire ICs anymore. I did 6 years ago when you had your original meltdown with me... but I've since gotten to a point where I have teams who hire teams who hire ICs. I suppose I could intervene and say "guys, we're not hiring the prick who codes online poker games" but otherwise I dont involve myself in such low level decision making anymore

Do you still a desire a shirtless Pic of me? Your wife cool with begging men on the internet for pics?

It’s ok floppy tits, everyone on this board knows you’re full of shit with no authority over anyone or anything which is why you have to pretend you’re some titan of capitalism. Really you’re just spare parts in a cheap suit.

I mute useless idiots like you in meetings so the actual talent can discuss the issues at hand. When the subject matter experts talk, worthless bags of wind like you are expected to shut up and sit quietly in the corner. When all the actual work is done, parasites like you can start flipping your double chin and figure out to sell my inventions, solutions and content.