50PoundHead
Hessmania Forever
I wonder if he would have been a bigger deal back when online stathead types were championing high-walk, high-OBP, low-power minor league prospects like Jackie Rexrode. Everyone has kind of soured on that archetype.
I remember Carl Loadenthal caused a bit of a buzz when he was in the lower reaches of the Braves' farm system. Non-drafted guy who made it to AAA.