I was late an hour to work today because someone stole my gas from my car last night.
That's what you get for using an inferior webbrowser.
I was shot by a cop.
I was shot by a cop.
Is no one having a first world problem in a long while, in itself, a first world problem?
I didn't know you were black.
I found a spider the size of my palm living in my motorbike helmet. I only noticed because the its babies hatched while I was riding to work.
100% serious. The nice gentleman at the local bike repair shop laughed at me and then clean the whole thing out with an air hose. Still found a couple babies crawling out when I got home.
I don't know if you're being serious or not, but **** you anyway.
I guess I'm never wearing a hat or helmet again.
At least when you're in Thailand.
At least when you're in Thailand.