GDT 5/26 Braves vs Cards

5 straight series wins

Heading into a 16 game stretch against teams with a .500 record or worse. We are playing really well and now should be the time that we catch up to the Phillies. Given their schedule over the same period, hopefully we can put some ground between us too.
 
Heading into a 16 game stretch against teams with a .500 record or worse. We are playing really well and now should be the time that we catch up to the Phillies. Given their schedule over the same period, hopefully we can put some ground between us too.

The good news is we've been beating the teams we're supposed to beat during this run as well. Hopefully it continues.
 
Heading into a 16 game stretch against teams with a .500 record or worse. We are playing really well and now should be the time that we catch up to the Phillies. Given their schedule over the same period, hopefully we can put some ground between us too.

Now we become Cardinal fans for their next three games even though we just crushed their souls!
 
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I wanna take her on a date. Maybe for drinks. We'll have a good time, lots of laughs. Afterwards we'll both want to kiss, so I'll begin to move in slowly and just as its about to happen, her phone will ring. We'll both awkwardly laugh it off and say goodnight. The next morning I'll be itching to call her, realizing that I have no game and I don't care. But to my surprise, she'll call me and tell me that she had the time of her life and she wants to meet up that night. I'll make the stupid "Check my schedule" joke before immediately accepting. I'd buy some flowers before going to get her. She's waiting for me outside and as I walk up to give her the flowers I'd trip over the sidewalk and the flowers go everywhere, ruined. I'm embarassed, but she bursts out laughing and calls me a goofball. We go out again and have another great night. This time she invites me inside for sexy times. She tells me to get undressed while she uses the bathroom, so I take my pants off. She comes out of the bathroom and starts pointing and laughing at how small my penis is. Then Dansby, Acuna, and Albies randomly walk in the room to join in on the joke that has become my penis. After they are done relentlessly mocking me, she tells me to leave. On the drive home I remember I have a rubber hose in the back seat. When I arrive home I drive into the garage and close the doors....
 
starting to feel like a special season after the two extra inning wins on this road trip

the pen also seems to be coming together
 
Great win. It's hard to argue with something that worked, but I would have let Webb come back out for the 9th. I imagine Snitker is trying to define roles and what not, but I would have preferred to have Jackson as backup for a still fresh Webb.
 
Snitker is a very good manager. He's not a great bench strategist but that's about 2% of a manager's job. He keeps this team running well and that's his chief responsibility.
 
Pen is well rested after off day tomorrow.

We got TOR Fried on Tuesday. If he pitches 7 innings that will give our pen more rest.

Just gotta hold out until Kimbrellll baybayyyyy

I still am holding out hope Minter and Sobotka will figure it out and contribute in the 2nd half. Luke Ray would be a great middle reliever that can give you multiple quality innings on days Tehearn is at 90 pitches by the start of the 5th.

Tehearn pitched a solid game today considering defense let him down a dew times.
 
I wanna take her on a date. Maybe for drinks. We'll have a good time, lots of laughs. Afterwards we'll both want to kiss, so I'll begin to move in slowly and just as its about to happen, her phone will ring. We'll both awkwardly laugh it off and say goodnight. The next morning I'll be itching to call her, realizing that I have no game and I don't care. But to my surprise, she'll call me and tell me that she had the time of her life and she wants to meet up that night. I'll make the stupid "Check my schedule" joke before immediately accepting. I'd buy some flowers before going to get her. She's waiting for me outside and as I walk up to give her the flowers I'd trip over the sidewalk and the flowers go everywhere, ruined. I'm embarassed, but she bursts out laughing and calls me a goofball. We go out again and have another great night. This time she invites me inside for sexy times. She tells me to get undressed while she uses the bathroom, so I take my pants off. She comes out of the bathroom and starts pointing and laughing at how small my penis is. Then Dansby, Acuna, and Albies randomly walk in the room to join in on the joke that has become my penis. After they are done relentlessly mocking me, she tells me to leave. On the drive home I remember I have a rubber hose in the back seat. When I arrive home I drive into the garage and close the doors....

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Heading into a 16 game stretch against teams with a .500 record or worse. We are playing really well and now should be the time that we catch up to the Phillies. Given their schedule over the same period, hopefully we can put some ground between us too.

This team is FINNISH....

ing an already impressive May strong. Let's make a statement against the Nats.
 
I wanna take her on a date. Maybe for drinks. We'll have a good time, lots of laughs. Afterwards we'll both want to kiss, so I'll begin to move in slowly and just as its about to happen, her phone will ring. We'll both awkwardly laugh it off and say goodnight. The next morning I'll be itching to call her, realizing that I have no game and I don't care. But to my surprise, she'll call me and tell me that she had the time of her life and she wants to meet up that night. I'll make the stupid "Check my schedule" joke before immediately accepting. I'd buy some flowers before going to get her. She's waiting for me outside and as I walk up to give her the flowers I'd trip over the sidewalk and the flowers go everywhere, ruined. I'm embarassed, but she bursts out laughing and calls me a goofball. We go out again and have another great night. This time she invites me inside for sexy times. She tells me to get undressed while she uses the bathroom, so I take my pants off. She comes out of the bathroom and starts pointing and laughing at how small my penis is. Then Dansby, Acuna, and Albies randomly walk in the room to join in on the joke that has become my penis. After they are done relentlessly mocking me, she tells me to leave. On the drive home I remember I have a rubber hose in the back seat. When I arrive home I drive into the garage and close the doors....

The good news is that you still have your sister waiting for you when you get home.
 
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