GDT 5/26 Braves vs Cards

BeanieAntics said:
I wanna take her on a date. Maybe for drinks. We'll have a good time, lots of laughs. Afterwards we'll both want to kiss, so I'll begin to move in slowly and just as its about to happen, her phone will ring. We'll both awkwardly laugh it off and say goodnight. The next morning I'll be itching to call her, realizing that I have no game and I don't care. But to my surprise, she'll call me and tell me that she had the time of her life and she wants to meet up that night. I'll make the stupid "Check my schedule" joke before immediately accepting. I'd buy some flowers before going to get her. She's waiting for me outside and as I walk up to give her the flowers I'd trip over the sidewalk and the flowers go everywhere, ruined. I'm embarassed, but she bursts out laughing and calls me a goofball. We go out again and have another great night. This time she invites me inside for sexy times. She tells me to get undressed while she uses the bathroom, so I take my pants off. She comes out of the bathroom and starts pointing and laughing at how small my penis is. Then Dansby, Acuna, and Albies randomly walk in the room to join in on the joke that has become my penis. After they are done relentlessly mocking me, she tells me to leave. On the drive home I remember I have a rubber hose in the back seat. When I arrive home I drive into the garage and close the doors....
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1-800-273-8255
 
salmagundy said:
I just backed up my recording of game of the AB showed the Ump call 2 balls after 1st pitch swinging strike then the swinging strike on 4th pitch. Flaherty walked off and around mound, Acuna looked at Ump and went to dugout
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I was at the game and went ballistic during this atbat.It was 2-1 when he swung and missed and the ump called strike three.Its one instance where Acuna’s youth and lack of English cost him and us.
You could tell he knew it was only strike 2 but he was unsure of himself and didn’t know how to speak up to the ump.
The ump lost track of the count and screwed us.
The card fans sitting behind the Braves dugout around me where laughing like crazy and couldn’t believe he rung him up on strike 2.
What really made me go over the edge was the fact that Snit or the other coaches didn’t notice it either until me and a few other Braves fans starting screaming at the ump.
Couldn’t believe in the age of replay that something like that can still happen.
Glad we fought back and got the W.
 
Enscheff said:
It's a good thing this team doesn't give up on actual games as easily as half the posters on here give up on them in these threads.
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this was nowhere near as condescending as I thought you’d be. Come on Enscheff, you’ve gotta step it up.
 
negative nancies and nervous nellies rule...now I understand why the south lost the war...Sherman just wanted it more
 
thewupk said:
I guess that Dodgers series woke this team up
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Foltys starts have been a big deal i think. The team knows if he is back to last years form then we are the front runner for the division and now with swarzak looking like a decent low leverage option the team is in a much better position than what it was two weeks ago.
 
BeanieAntics said:
I wanna take her on a date. Maybe for drinks. We'll have a good time, lots of laughs. Afterwards we'll both want to kiss, so I'll begin to move in slowly and just as its about to happen, her phone will ring. We'll both awkwardly laugh it off and say goodnight. The next morning I'll be itching to call her, realizing that I have no game and I don't care. But to my surprise, she'll call me and tell me that she had the time of her life and she wants to meet up that night. I'll make the stupid "Check my schedule" joke before immediately accepting. I'd buy some flowers before going to get her. She's waiting for me outside and as I walk up to give her the flowers I'd trip over the sidewalk and the flowers go everywhere, ruined. I'm embarassed, but she bursts out laughing and calls me a goofball. We go out again and have another great night. This time she invites me inside for sexy times. She tells me to get undressed while she uses the bathroom, so I take my pants off. She comes out of the bathroom and starts pointing and laughing at how small my penis is. Then Dansby, Acuna, and Albies randomly walk in the room to join in on the joke that has become my penis. After they are done relentlessly mocking me, she tells me to leave. On the drive home I remember I have a rubber hose in the back seat. When I arrive home I drive into the garage and close the doors....
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That sounds hot.
 
striker42 said:
FIP over 4, gives up too many HRs, walks a tad too many he's pretty average. Not a guy you expect to see shut this lineup down like this. The Braves look tired.
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LOL. he was really good last year after dominating the minors. a guy like that having a start like he did yesterday is far from unusual or weird. do you think pitchers pitch to their season ERA every start?
 
Super said:
LOL. he was really good last year after dominating the minors. a guy like that having a start like he did yesterday is far from unusual or weird. do you think pitchers pitch to their season ERA every start?
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I thought watching the game that his stuff was very good.

Riley, Donaldson and Acuna are having some issues with premium velocity IMO.

The slider didn't look super impressive from the TV but the swings showed you it was very effective.

I still love the way Dansby his hitting. He hit some balls really hard. As usual had bad luck. He seems to really be driving things on the inner half and has figured out how to lay off or hit to right field on the outer half.

Our defense looked Phillies-esque the last two games. This week we have two off days and no travel. In the future we have to get some more days off for guys and clean this stuff up. No way Neck, Dansby and Albies shouldn't be sitting 1/10 days for Comargo. Comargo should also get a day in LF or 3B when Donaldson is out (depending on where they want to put Riley).
 
nsacpi said:
negative nancies and nervous nellies rule...now I understand why the south lost the war...Sherman just wanted it more
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Reading this board implode when the Braves lose and orgasm everytime they win is almost as entertaining as watching the actual games.

I have to explain why JD was just fine early in the season. Why Fried wasn’t really the best pitcher in the game. Why Acuna was going to hit. Why Swanson wasn’t suddenly an MVP. Why the Braves didn’t need to spend $100M on the BP. Why Inciarte was probably injured most of this season.

I don’t want to call them dumb, but they sure can’t use their brains very well.
 
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Enscheff said:
Reading this board implode when the Braves lose and orgasm everytime they win is almost as entertaining as watching the actual games.

I have to explain why JD was just fine early in the season. Why Fried wasn’t really the best pitcher in the game. Why Acuna was going to hit. Why Swanson wasn’t suddenly an MVP. Why the Braves didn’t need to spend $100M on the BP. Why Inciarte was probably injured most of this season.

I don’t want to call them dumb, but they sure can’t use their brains very well.
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Orgasm? 8=================D ~~~~
 
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