The DEA seized 43 lbs of fentanyl crossing the northern border last year (as compared to 21,000 at the southern), so we want to stop that while also making us super rich. The riches will come from Canada paying for the tariff, not us, but we’re probably going to stop the tariffs in a couple of months when Canada ensures us that the 40 lbs of drugs will stay in Canada. Also, we’re going to make the tariff only 10% for energy resources instead of the standard 25%, even though Canada is definitely paying, just trust us. When Canada finally convinces us they’ve got those 40 lbs of fentanyl under control, we’ll lift the tariffs, foregoing untold millions of riches flowing through our external revenue service, using that carrot to renegotiate a better trade deal with Canada, replacing the one negotiated and signed four years ago by the same president we have now, who at the time called it “the best agreement we ever made.”