Second ('Third') Trump Presidency Thread
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zitothebrave
Connoisseur of Minors
President 10 ply is at it again
57Brave
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Trump Begins Renovation of Kennedy Center by Removing Audience
Andy Borowitz
Feb 02, 2026
Evan Jeung on Unsplash
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump announced on Monday that he had successfully completed the first phase of the Kennedy Center’s renovation by removing its audience.
Arguing that a building cannot undergo construction while people are still in it, Trump revealed that he had spent the past year ensuring that no one would set foot inside the performing arts center for the foreseeable future.
He achieved that goal with blazing efficiency by putting his name on the building, naming himself chairman, and alienating any performing artist one might conceivably pay to see.
Additionally, audiences have steered clear of the Kennedy Center out of fear that they might be seated next to JD Vance.
In a Truth Social post, Trump boasted, “For the past 54 years, the Kennedy Center has been plagued by audiences. I was able to fix that problem in just twelve months!”
Andy Borowitz
Feb 02, 2026
Evan Jeung on Unsplash
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump announced on Monday that he had successfully completed the first phase of the Kennedy Center’s renovation by removing its audience.
Arguing that a building cannot undergo construction while people are still in it, Trump revealed that he had spent the past year ensuring that no one would set foot inside the performing arts center for the foreseeable future.
He achieved that goal with blazing efficiency by putting his name on the building, naming himself chairman, and alienating any performing artist one might conceivably pay to see.
Additionally, audiences have steered clear of the Kennedy Center out of fear that they might be seated next to JD Vance.
In a Truth Social post, Trump boasted, “For the past 54 years, the Kennedy Center has been plagued by audiences. I was able to fix that problem in just twelve months!”
57Brave
Well-known member
Steven Beschloss
13h
America, America
Trump says he’s closing the Kennedy Center
for two years for renovations, as if everyone
can’t see he’s trying to hide yet another
abject failure resulting from him seizing control.
13h
America, America
Trump says he’s closing the Kennedy Center
for two years for renovations, as if everyone
can’t see he’s trying to hide yet another
abject failure resulting from him seizing control.
sturg33
I
Nagasaki and Hiroshima had their entire cities bulldozed to the ground in 1945 and have since completely rebuilt.
Haiti had some mean white people interfering up til 1934 and I guess thats just end of it