DOB: Braves offseason about to get a lot busier. - Gamel released.

[Tapate50]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm starting to get alarmed that I haven't seen any BSOML articles or where Gattis, BJ, and Dan have all refined their approach all winter pieces.

 

[Julio3000]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm starting to get alarmed that I haven't seen any BSOML articles or where Gattis, BJ, and Dan have all refined their approach all winter pieces.

Give it a couple of weeks, I'd say. You know it's coming. Who wants to hazard a guess as to who the first BSOML will be?

 

[MadduxFanII]

Give it a couple of weeks, I'd say. You know it's coming. Who wants to hazard a guess as to who the first BSOML will be?

I think the articles will all drop simultaneously.

"Uggla Loses Weight, Confident In New Body"

"Upton Adds Muscle, Confident in New Strength"

"Gattis Chops Down Tree With Hands, Whittles New Bat With Teeth"

 

[PawPawMaxwell]

What is BSOML?

 

[MadduxFanII]

What is BSOML?

"Best Shape of my Life," which you hear struggling players say all the time in spring training puff pieces written by desperate beat writers.

 

[Julio3000]

I think the articles will all drop simultaneously.

"Uggla Loses Weight, Confident In New Body"

"Upton Adds Muscle, Confident in New Strength"

"Gattis Chops Down Tree With Hands, Whittles New Bat With Teeth"

BJ's BSOML piece may need to be a testimonial from his psychologist.

 

[The Tariff King]

Only time the best shape of my life thing actually worked was Javier in 03 lol

 

[clvclv]

With Baltimore and Philly supposedly out on Burnett, just kinda have to think Wren's kicking the tires.

Absolutely the perfect fit - no arbitration surprises (unless Kimbrel wins his case) - give him $15-$17 million for one season and let's go win the whole damn thing.

 

[zitothebrave]

Wouldn't mind Burnett if we could fit him in.

 

[Heyward]

With Baltimore and Philly supposedly out on Burnett, just kinda have to think Wren's kicking the tires.

Absolutely the perfect fit - no arbitration surprises (unless Kimbrel wins his case) - give him $15-$17 million for one season and let's go win the whole damn thing.

15-17 million, what?!?!

 

[nsacpi]

15-17 million, what?!?!

mild case of irrational exuberence

 

[jpx7]

I think the articles will all drop simultaneously.

"Uggla Loses Weight, Confident In New Body"

"Upton Adds Muscle, Confident in New Strength"

"Gattis Chops Down Tree With Hands, Whittles New Bat With Teeth"

BJ's BSOML piece may need to be a testimonial from his psychologist.

"Upton Talks It Out, Confident In New Confidence"

 

[Mrs. Meta]

Only time the best shape of my life thing actually worked was Javier in 03 lol

roidslol

That 03 teamlol

 

[Dalyn]

Give it a couple of weeks, I'd say. You know it's coming. Who wants to hazard a guess as to who the first BSOML will be?

Out of those? Gattis.

Overall? Garcia.

 

[Julio3000]

"Upton Talks It Out, Confident In New Confidence"

"J. Upton: Still Fat, Ready to Rake"

"Heyward: My Digestive Organs are in the BSOML"

"After Controversial Cross-Species Eye Transplant, Uggla Ready to Rebound"

 

[goldfly]

Only time the best shape of my life thing actually worked was Javier in 03 lol

roids

they do wonders

 

[GovClintonTyree]

roids

they do wonders

Hey, if roids would bump BJ and Owl's average 100 points each, I'll buy a plane full and send them to Kissimmee.

Of course, Dan might need a cleanse rather than another cycle. I'd better run that by Tony Bosch.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

"Upton Talks It Out, Confident In New Confidence"

This is good.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

Wouldn't mind Burnett if we could fit him in.

We don't need pitching. We don't need to spend a single dime on pitching. Spend it on keeping those big boys.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

"J. Upton: Still Fat, Ready to Rake"

"Heyward: My Digestive Organs are in the BSOML"

"After Controversial Cross-Species Eye Transplant, Uggla Ready to Rebound"

I laughed. I cried.

Have there ever been two athlete brothers with such completely different body types?